The Plant and The Man

Let me tell you as story of a man, who planted his plant in front of his neighbors house.

He bought some soil.
He bought some fertilizer.
And then he goes planting without permission.

This particular neighbor of his, was bewildered why the heck some plant was suddenly in front of her house. She then removed this plant and threw it away.

Several hours later, she glanced at the spot wherein she saw the plant she removed. Wow, it's back again! Now with some stones surrounding it. "What the..." she thought. So she removed this particular plant and threw it away. The man was starring at her and she thought that he could be the one who planted it there. This man immidiately went to his neighbor and started "Why did you remove it?"

She replied, "I don't want any plant in front of my house"

"But this is an empty space! You don't own it! So I can plant here!" he was starting to turn red of his anger.

"But that plant will grow and it would be a cause for people to dump their garbage there." replied the woman.

"I was planning to take care of that plant and I know it would live. I was also planning to build an arc so it would be nicer here!" said the man.

"Why don't you do it in your house?" she asked.

"Because I like it here, it's not your property!" he insisted.

"It's not yours either."

The man walked away saying out loud what's in his head. He did not plan to cool off, he planned to say some more.

When he came back he said, "That soil I used there was some soil for gardening! And I also bought some fertilizer for it! I placed some effor for that plant!"

"Yeah you did but..." she was cut off.

"And I grew tired just to place it there! I was thinking that it would be nicer. And you think that what I will do is a piece of crap!" he resoned out.

"That's your opinion and it's different from mine." she said.

"You yourself does not take care of what's in front of your house! I clean this front yard of yours everyday!" he tells.

"..."

"I sweep dog poops..."

"I'm not letting my dogs do their thing there."

[insert some noise from the man and lots of mumbling and shushushu]

"I'm doing something that would be nicer in our environment!"

"You should have asked permission."

"But is this space yours? It's not! Can you give me the papers telling that it's yours?"

"Can you give me your papers? If it's not mine, it's definitely not yours, you're living a kilometer away here."

"@&#%&*! Do what you want! Stupid!"


The man went away leaving a very wrathful aura.
Poor plant. It did nothing to be loved this much.


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Don't get me wrong I did not invent this. This is the conversasion of my mom and the stupid man. HA! Yes. And this line:

"You yourself does not take care of what's in front of your house! I clean this front yard of yours everyday!" he tells. -- as if we are asking him.

So he cleans all the way to our house so if he does something, he could have a reason to tell! He's annoying. I was also answering him back when he's nagging at my mom. If my brother's here it would be twice the fun. If he returns he got to be irritated because he's the one that removed the plant and threw it away. He said it's heavy. AHAH

He's so irritated, frustrated and pissed! Though he did not asked permission in the first place. And he tells it's not ours because it's not part of our property.

Is it part of his? NO! He lives way, way far from here. And if it's not his he shouldn't be doing something there!

I was really mad at him when he said "Gago" to my mom. I could have kicked his butt. He does not have the right! Stupid old man. Good thing I still have some respect towards him.

He would end up being angry in the first place -- it was just sooner.

WHEW.
I just wrote it in a story form so it would be better than narrating. AAAh.