Hey There! I'm GOD

I own a big flat LCD monitor for my computer, the latest that heaven has to offer. I sit there all day and check my e-mail now and then. I also check my Instant Messenger, just in case someone prays. Believe it or not, I seem to be booted by the multiple IM’s all the time. Furthermore, I don’t take my cellphone for granted. Someone might be undergoing confessions, and does not want the world to know the secret he or she is keeping. Thus it’s always in silent mode.

Oh, the purpose of the e-mail? It's for making a VERY important request. But sometimes, without any persona requesting, I send them replies (you’ll understand later). Now here's sample e-mail I have received:


TO: GOD@ALMIGHTY.HEAVEN
From: Mr. and Mrs. --surname hidden for protection--

Yo! Gawd!
Mah Momma here wants to have our first child!
We are stable and could afford to raise a child :D
Please send us one :D

P.S. The gender is up to you. :D

What I do upon receiving these kinds of message:
I open my Photoshop HS (Heaven’s Style), pick a size, doodle a persona with my own image and likeness and “save as”. After, I open the mail once again and hit reply. I’ll attach the persona I doodled and click send. But sometimes I make a mistake and click send twice! So the fellow’s would get 2 doodled persona of the same kind! I bite my fingernails out of it. I never know what happened to all extra sends I hit. The most was eight hits. Man, I should have been texting while sending that time.

But I also encountered some people sending back my replies or even deleting them! They just hurt my artistic skills.

As god, I also own a “Country Dot Notation Program” to know the right time when to give and take, take, take.

Those personas’s I take goes to my “Semi-Recycle Bin” folder. In that folder, I check their properties. Sometimes I rename them and send them to “BRB” folder where persona’s reincarnate. Others go to “Final Fantasy” folder where they enjoy my virtual paradise. Some unlucky persona’s go to “Recycle Bin” but not to be deleted instantly. They are there to feel guilty and ask terribly to transfer in FF or BRB folders respectively. If they are not worthy, then they would be permanently deleted and suffer in darkness.

Sure there is always something to doodle, text, read, reply, delete and transfer.
(if I’m not being paid I could have stopped! [just kidding])

Tough job, I barely sleep!
But I can’t just neglect my simulated personas.
Because I created them and I like them,
Even though sometimes their characteristics are weird or getting worse, I still have some patience with them. Nevertheless, I made them that way! HAHA! Funny right?

So they blame me. HAHA.
Well yeah I’m kind of guilty about that.
And it’s up to them to move with their free will.

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So there goes my imagination of me being god. HAHA.
I wrote that because I feel so tired of being human. HAHA.
Just kidding. xD

I kind of think the persona’s as the simulated people in the game “The Sims” – you know, the free will mode?

HAHA. Just ask me if there’s something unclear. XD